Dumbass of the Day

While on route to XXXXXX.   A passenger frantically scrambles up to the driver of the bus and says.

Passenger:  I smell burning paper.

Driver:  Sure it isn't someone smoking in the washroom?

Passenger:   No, It is definitely burning paper.

Driver pulls over and investigates.  As he approaches the washroom of the bus the Passengers says.

Passenger:  I found out what it was, some one was burning paper to warm/dry his feet.

(No one would give the Dumbass up)