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Monday, September 26, 2011

Dumbass Conversation of the Day

After loading 26 passengers at the start of the trip, the bus heads to the first stop.  Nine people get on the 54 passenger bus (Quick Math 26 + 9 = 35, leaving 19 seats.  17 if you don't count the 2 seats directly behind the driver for his personal belongings).  After several minutes two passengers get off and tell the driver:

Dumbass:   There are no empty seats.

Driver:   WHAT?  There should be lots of them.

Idjit:  Nope.

<Driver steps onto the bus and notices there is an empty seat next to the blonde (good looking I might add) in the first seat, and empty seat in row two, two empty seats in row 3 and more all the way to the back.

Driver gets off  the bus and says:  There are all kinds of them, so grab one.  <Dumbass and Idjit get back on the bus, and the driver points out all the seats.  Chuckles come from the other passengers, including the blonde in the first row>

Driver:  See!  There are lots of them.

Idjit grabs the massive lock securing the driver's backpack to the seat behind the driver's seat and says:  Can I sit here?

(Must be afraid of blondes)

NOTE:  The names weren't changed to protect the innocent.

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