PARKING IN MISSION, BC

WHAT DO ALL THESE VEHICLES HAVE IN COMMON??

THEY ARE ALL PARKED.

IS THIS CORPORATE DOWNSIZING?

NOW, I HAVE HEARD OF CUTTING THE NUMBER OF RUNS. BUT 'HEY' EVEN THE LOGO IS DOWN DOG SIZING.

ONLY A MATTER OF TIME UNTIL THE LOGO IS A CHIHUAHUA.

THE GREATEST PEEVE OF ALL

I'LL NAME THE NAMES:  RONA, TIM'BR MART, HOMEDEPOT, WINDSOR PLYWOOD AND ON AND ON AND ON

I HAVE MANY PET PEEVES, BUT NOTHING COMPARES TO GOING TO THE LOCAL RONA, TIM-BR MART, HOMEDEPOT ETC ETC ETC TO BUY A PIECE OF WOOD AND FINDING IT IS TOO SHORT IN WIDTH, AND THICKNESS, BUT THEY ALWAYS MANAGE TO GET THE LENGTH RIGHT.

PLEASE DON'T GIVE ME THAT CRAP ABOUT THE SIZE OF THE DAMNED TREE AND HOW MANY PIECES OF WOOD THEY CAN GET OUT OF IT.  OR, HOW THE TREES ARE GETTING SCARCE DUE TO GLOBAL WARMING/ICE AGE/FLUCTUATIONS, GUN CONTROL, AND THE EAST HIMALAYAN PINE AARDVARK.  IF YOU CAN GET THE DAMNED 8 FT SIZE RIGHT, YOU CAN STOP SCREWING US OUT OF THE EXTRA 1/2 INCH IN WIDTH, AND THE 1/4 INCH OFF THE THICKNESS.

OH, AND ANOTHER THING...............CANADA IS FRIGGEN METRIC.  CAN'T YOU GUYS EVEN SCREW US IN  THE RIGHT SYSTEM????? (to 334 decimal places, please)

LOOK CLOSELY

IS IT AN OPTICAL ILLUSION?

SAME BUS, SAME LOCATION, SAME PARKING SPOT.  WHO PAINTED THE LINES?

SIGN OF THE WEEK

NOPE - I AM NOT KIDDING - FOUND ON A FORKLIFT

PEALSE RAED CAREFULLLY.

THE GREAT OUTDOORS

AHHHHH  THE GREAT OUTDOORS. 

A PLACE WHERE YOU CAN GO TO BE AT 'ONE WITH NATURE'. 

A PLACE OF TRANQUIL BLISS, WHERE THE ONLY SOUNDS ARE THE BIRDS CHIRPING AND INSECTS BUZZING. (AND DRUNKS UNLEASH MAYHEM IN THE FORM OF SHOTGUNS, RIFLES, PISTOLS AND THE RARE SMG)

A PLACE OF PRISTINE TRACTS OF LAND,  WHERE NO HUMAN HAS GONE.  (EXCEPT TO DUMP THEIR GARBAGE, GROW-OP REFUSE, AND CHEMICAL WASTE)

 

WHERE EVEN THE LOCAL WILD LIFE FEELS SAFER IN THE MIDDLE OF TOWN.

BROUGHT TO YOU BY THE SYLVESTER ROAD TOURIST BOARD, MISSION, BRITISH COLUMBIA