THE GREAT OUTDOORS

AHHHHH  THE GREAT OUTDOORS. 

A PLACE WHERE YOU CAN GO TO BE AT 'ONE WITH NATURE'. 

A PLACE OF TRANQUIL BLISS, WHERE THE ONLY SOUNDS ARE THE BIRDS CHIRPING AND INSECTS BUZZING. (AND DRUNKS UNLEASH MAYHEM IN THE FORM OF SHOTGUNS, RIFLES, PISTOLS AND THE RARE SMG)

A PLACE OF PRISTINE TRACTS OF LAND,  WHERE NO HUMAN HAS GONE.  (EXCEPT TO DUMP THEIR GARBAGE, GROW-OP REFUSE, AND CHEMICAL WASTE)

 

WHERE EVEN THE LOCAL WILD LIFE FEELS SAFER IN THE MIDDLE OF TOWN.

BROUGHT TO YOU BY THE SYLVESTER ROAD TOURIST BOARD, MISSION, BRITISH COLUMBIA